Tuesday, August 18, 2020

In The Time Of Covid

In The Time Of Covid Because if you don’t, how are you going to show that you are a good fit on campus? People with dreams need help making their dreams come true. By better defining your growth areas, you can focus more precisely on what the school has to offer you. The same thing applies to every discipline you wish to develop â€" precise thinking and precise language will set you apart. Your school may ask you “why us” but may not ask specifically about your goals. Use one or two sentences to tell them about your goals for college. Watch the following bland comment transform into a great point â€" through action. Patrick O’Connor’s new college guide, College is Yours 2.0, offers a better way to apply to college. It’s available now through Amazon.com, and discounts are available for school group purchases. It’s Not a Book Report You may indeed think that Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance was the best book ever written, but there’s a point where your analysis of the book becomes more academic than personal . If you’re writing about your response to the book or how it influenced your life, the right writing ratio is a lot less about the book and way more about your lifeâ€"in this case, it really is all about you. But, I did put my time in learning what it means to be Jewish. Every Saturday, from like six until I turned 13, my parents made me go to Sabbath school, which could easily be renamed Holocaust Academy. And not just 45 years ago in the Holocaust, but since the beginning of time. But you won’t fool the experts, who have to read literally THOUSANDS of these things. They know their own programs, and if you think you can generalize your way around campus â€" sorry, no. Every early draft of a why school essay shares the same pernicious flaw â€" blanket statements made without evidence or context . We suffered so much it seems like all our holidays â€" Chanukah, Passover, Purim â€" celebrate getting our tires flattened. There’s a whale trapped inside the Miami Seaquarium. A few weeks ago, Shellie and I busted out of school after third period because it was a really sunny day and we were losing our tans. We drove to the beach and I saw a lady on the causeway with a big sign that said, “Free Lolita.” I would have done my part to free her, except I really didn’t have time. We all had to do a Bar or Bat Mitzvah project, which is called Tikkun Olam. Jews have so many words for charity, we’re like Eskimos with snow. I won’t know this for six years, but soon I’ll be gay. No, I won’t remember this weekend until I have a daughter of my own and still not even until she gets a dick pic from a fellow eighth-grader. Grandma says she will give up her heart and arthritis medications, and Grandpa says he will go back to work at the uranium mine in Utah despite the facts that he is eighty-two and legally blind. The main thing about my identity is that I’m Jewish, which is cool because I’m told we’re a minority, even though there are so many of us at my school, we sort of rule. Also, Jews are famous for doing charity and I know colleges like kids who do charity. Another element in my desire to devote my life to service to humanity was my parents’ divorce. Because I believe that this is valuable preparation for college and, beyond, life. At college, for instance, one is liable to find yourself living in a situation in which people don’t get along, especially in bathrooms. Your goal and your past experience dictate what you need from the school. I know, I know â€" you’re thinking, nah, that sounds too hard, or too expensive â€" I don’t want to Google-stalk a professor, or haunt an internet forum, or network on LinkedIn to meet alums from a school â€" I’m busy! And you might fool your parents, or even a peer reviewer or two.

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